Jooked off Jay's MSN name

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So true lol

Hakuna Matata

So this fob girl was hitting on me in a very nerdy fob way and telling me about her interests:

Her: Willy! I like playing the clarinet! What are your talents and hobbies?
Me: Uhh... I can dodge bullets!
Her: No seriously!!!
Me: SERIOUSLY. I live on Jane Street! What do you expect?
Her: ...I don't get it.
Me: Yeahhhhhhh... uhhhhhh....

I hate fobs.

dubyateff

I would say happy birthday but you don't deserve it.

Gone back to yamaskatchi in my blog's URL. Some of my friends never re-edited their blogs friend links for myself to w3phan so it would've been a dead link if they clicked for yamaskatchi.blogspot.com instead of w3phan.blogspot.com. Roar.

Thanks

About 3-4 months ago, I received an anonymous text message from a number I didn't recognize. I tried to call it but it wouldn't go through. I texted back a few times to ask who the person was, but they said it didn't matter who it was. I've been through a lot of phones so I didn't have this person saved as a contact. The message? It was quite the kind set of words I wish I heard more often. I don't remember it exactly and I don't have the message on my phone anymore but it was something along the lines of:

"You're an amazing person Willy, who endures so much in life just to help others and make things better. Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise," blah blah and I don't remember the rest -___-

But to whoever that was... thank you. I never got a formal chance to write about this until now. If you're reading this somehow... thanks. It meant a lot.

Let me reiterate...

You suck as a friend.

Happy holidays, you bastards.

^ refer to above.



Sick track. Major Lazer is amazing.